Funny Birthday Wishes for Woman

Funny Birthday Wishes for Woman - Great sayings are also just words strung together and yet often difficult to find. Especially for a birthday, the chosen words should sound beautiful and harmonious. Not only a gift is crucial at the birthday, but also or even especially the surrounding. A card, a saying, a loving gesture. All this belongs to a successful attention, but every year the same phrases no one likes to read more.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Woman

Whether funny, thoughtful or maybe even melancholic: we have the right birthday saying. Not every birthday is the same and also every presentee is individual. We offer suitable sayings for different birthdays. Whether for a "finally grown up" at 18 or "60 - retirement is near". Whether round birthday or Schnapszahl, each birthday is worth it with a beautiful saying to be titled.

Funny Birthday Wishes


Small, fat and without hair,
lazy as a groundhog.
Constantly swearing at the sports show
on the couch with a beer.

Cooking, cleaning, laundry,
only the woman does that.
But where there is still dust on the surfaces,
he sees exactly.

Your neighbor is not a great man,
but you are.
Happy birthday to you,
Now let's drink a toast to you.

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Everyone gets older, you have to take it as it is.
You are probably also aware that you are not excluded from this.
You will soon need dentures and a rollator too
and thereby comfortably ne pipe smoke.
But then it also means no more work,
now aging is no longer difficult.
So enjoy the time and your day of honor,
so that it may never end.

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The years are racing faster and faster,
The hair becomes lighter and lighter.
The bones become more and more brittle,
The thoughts more and more fleeting.
But one thing still goes on,
To raise a glass with humor.
So celebrate nicely and without worries,
through the night until early in the morning.

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For your birthday I wish you
Women, money and lots of beer.
In addition nen luxury class car
and a fur to wear every day.
If that should not come true,
you shall not stand in the rain.
A cool blond, at any time,
is ready for you in my cellar.

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The years go by, that was already clear to you,
so fast one becomes XX year.
But you have also become wiser
and nevertheless still spoiled.
Corners and edges you get more and more,
Being grumpy is not difficult for you.
Despite everything you are a great catch,
So I toast you today.

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Gray hair is not bad
and everyone has a back nowadays.
Cruise instead of city trip,
No sports, only warm baths.

You don't have to work anymore,
but chill out a lot.
It could be much worse,
You can barbecue in the garden every day.

So celebrate today
and always remember
that being a disciple can be much harder
than getting older can be.

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Neck, back, bones
Everything hurts so much.
Always cooking for the grandchildren
drinking bladder and kidney tea.

But not bad I can tell you,
Because that's the way it should be,
Today is your special day,
So I'm inviting you.

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You are no longer a child and a teenager,
you see the years go by.
You still want to experience so much,
But today it's time to raise a glass.
To you and your XX year,
Hard to believe but true,
we'll celebrate you into the night,
because it brings so much joy.

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